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  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Tim, when the female is in heat and in need of some mating, they will drive around as a flock and when they spot a suitable male they will yell subtle sexual remarks at them, at which point you are to expose your genitals and perform your mating dance and song.

    If the female is adequately pleased by your display , she will come over , and present herself in a submissive way.

  • What did you Accomplish in Gaming Today?

    @Law212 I see what you did there
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    It's been awhile since I told a tale, here's one I told on reddit in response to the question 'What's the most ridiculous thing you've seen at a party?':

    We're sitting on the back deck. It's a warm summer evening. Close friends and friends of friends all sitting in our chairs in a big circle, chatting, drinking, smoking, enjoying ourselves.

    There are multiple conversations happening and everyone is having a nice time. No one is hammered, everyone is at that beautiful golden place we all aim for when we're drinking and no one has really gone past it yet.

    My friend and owner of the house stands up and announces, apropos of nothing, that he is going to shit into this ashtray. (Picture a normal sized ashtray)

    He places the ashtray on the ground in the middle of the group and he drops his pants and squats over it.

    Everyone has gone completely silent.

    Every eye is transfixed on what is about to happen.

    The party is collectively holding it's breath.

    In my head I'm asking myself 'What happens after this? What kind of party does this become? What happens when someone breaks the fucking code of public decency so adamantly and without any purpose or reason? Where do we go from here?'

    He grunts and groans like he's really trying and then as abruptly as it started he pulls up his pants and says 'I can't do it.' and everyone starts laughing and jeering and 'What the fuck!'ing him.

    But for a moment, for that one spectacular moment, we were about to go to a place I've never been before. Where a guy shit in an ashtray at party surrounded by friends, for absolutely no other reason than to do it.

    And I wonder where we'd all be now if he had.

  • What are you listenin to!?

    Ya thats a nice song Juxt, but this one is much better

  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    We accepted your kooky ways long ago.
  • [ATTN] the future of DoG

    I remember you!

  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    I think a bot had a stroke
  • The Predator

    I thought from the title this would be about why you arent allowed near high schools anymore....

  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Female streamer..... So look at my cleavage while i pretend to play games for donations....

  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    The issue is that people will be suffering from concussions rather than anything serious.