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  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    If you told me a week ago that I'd spend last night staying up until 4am watching the League of Legends world finals and chilling online with Wil Whetons son I'd have said that sounds like a pretty fun night

    And it was
    JuxtaposeVanishedNineSmoreninja
  • The Tattoo Thread

    Why isnt my face tattooed on you yet? WTF?

    Juxtapose
  • Happy Birthday Doos

    Man, every year I get a year older! This is bullshit.

    I make old man noises every time I sit down and my knees hurt.

    Wheeeeee!

    Thanks, Jux!

    JuxtaposeOzzi
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Yeah less than a week. And we dont live together yet. So unlike most married guys i get to drop my wife off and not see her for a few days!

    Juxtapose
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    @Juxtapose said:
    @MSQGanner Dude, real glad that you and your family are alright.

    Yeah we're alright but now i'm worried about those poor ontarian orpheline homeless sad baby grandma kittens who were thrown on quebec side of the region that can't even afford a can of tuna...and they don't speak french... So sad, so so sad...lol

    Juxtapose
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Tim, when the female is in heat and in need of some mating, they will drive around as a flock and when they spot a suitable male they will yell subtle sexual remarks at them, at which point you are to expose your genitals and perform your mating dance and song.

    If the female is adequately pleased by your display , she will come over , and present herself in a submissive way.

    JuxtaposeDoos
  • What did you Accomplish in Gaming Today?

    @Law212 I see what you did there
    Juxtapose
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    It's been awhile since I told a tale, here's one I told on reddit in response to the question 'What's the most ridiculous thing you've seen at a party?':

    We're sitting on the back deck. It's a warm summer evening. Close friends and friends of friends all sitting in our chairs in a big circle, chatting, drinking, smoking, enjoying ourselves.

    There are multiple conversations happening and everyone is having a nice time. No one is hammered, everyone is at that beautiful golden place we all aim for when we're drinking and no one has really gone past it yet.

    My friend and owner of the house stands up and announces, apropos of nothing, that he is going to shit into this ashtray. (Picture a normal sized ashtray)

    He places the ashtray on the ground in the middle of the group and he drops his pants and squats over it.

    Everyone has gone completely silent.

    Every eye is transfixed on what is about to happen.

    The party is collectively holding it's breath.

    In my head I'm asking myself 'What happens after this? What kind of party does this become? What happens when someone breaks the fucking code of public decency so adamantly and without any purpose or reason? Where do we go from here?'

    He grunts and groans like he's really trying and then as abruptly as it started he pulls up his pants and says 'I can't do it.' and everyone starts laughing and jeering and 'What the fuck!'ing him.

    But for a moment, for that one spectacular moment, we were about to go to a place I've never been before. Where a guy shit in an ashtray at party surrounded by friends, for absolutely no other reason than to do it.

    And I wonder where we'd all be now if he had.

    Juxtapose
  • What are you listenin to!?

    Ya thats a nice song Juxt, but this one is much better

    SintacsJuxtapose
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    We accepted your kooky ways long ago.
    Doos