Tis the season to ask for shit
Whatcha all asking for?
I'm looking for some DnD books and some more dice. The group is going pretty strong and we should get some good games throughout the holidays because half of our group are teachers.
The wife wants Outlander season 2 because she loves the show/books but she pirates all the episodes so she likes to own the discs 'cause she wants to support the creators. I do the same with Ash vs Evil Dead. (Which we both love and think can do absolutely no wrong) She also got some thigh high socks (fucking shwing!) and I got her some chokers because apparently the 90's are back and they give me a boner too. I don't know why. I assume most of you dudes around here probably feel the same. Chokers are sexy as hell.
The kid is getting his first big boy bed. He's 4 now and still sleeping in his crib. I mean, it looks like a bed now 'cause it's one of those transforming ones but he's almost grown out of it. He's also big time into Batman (He's never seen anything with Batman in it.. he just knows who he is and thinks he looks cool! And he's right) so I got him some action figures and a big ol' Batmobile.. plus some lego and shit.
Kids are easy to shop for. We asked him to circle stuff he wanted in a toys r us flyer and he circled 90% of it. I remember doing the same when I was his age (and older) and it's funny as hell watching them do it.
Tis the season to reprimand him with 'Santa doesn't give toys to bad kids!' for his missteps. You can see the fear of god in 'em with those threats.
I heard a great idea from somewhere. Wrap up a bunch of empty boxes and when your kids drive you nuts throw them in the fire.
That's awesome. Wish I had a fireplace.
Anyway.. whatcha all giving, getting. What're your dreams, DoG? Talk to me.
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Like every other year i'm not asking for anything. I don't ever want anything enough to put other people out and make them buy it for me.
I'm planning on getting my parents something but am not sure what yet. They don't get out too often so maybe a cineplex pass for two with a decent sized restaraunt card or something. I'm suck at getting presents and usually just buy stuff for them when they say they need it. Like a gazebo this summer when their old one broke and my mom wanted to sit outside and read.
I'm similar @TimothyWedel , I never ask for anything myself because I can simply go and buy stuff I want, so people mostly give me gift cards or cash. For me, the holidays is more about enjoying family and good meals and getting stuff for kids.
For my folks, I'll be taking my mom for a nice dinner and I had a friend knit Raynor since he likes the character.
What kind of lamp?
Ya I don't ask for things either. I don't like asking for things.
I will buy myself a new video card though I think.
clearly all of us are pretty low maintenance
I don't ask for much either...so I usually get gift cards, mainly to GolfTown...so I might pick myself up some swanky new golf shoes for next season.
Like most of you guys, I buy stuff as I need it. I have been trying to get my family to forgo gifts and make a donation to food banks or something that helps out people...but it never seems to go...so I go do stuff like that on my own
Money, sleep, tasty food.
I think what this is all means is @Doos is the greedy one of the community
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I don't demand much, just everything... or a Death Star and lightsaber... whichever is most affordable...lol
Hey man dollar store is selling tons of star wars stuff, the hotwheels two packs are 4 bucks. I picked up one with a star destroyer and calamari cruiser. I was going to get the one with the snowspeeder and AT AT walker but I didn't.
I want DoG badges damn it.....plenty of new shiny DoG badges!
Oh and I am starting a gofundme account for Doos's son so that when his dad finally gets a fireplace...the kid's therapy costs are covered
Yes Doos chokers are sexy as shit....even for us old guys who cant get it up anymore like Reclaimer.
Actually I got a boner just thinking of your wife in thigh high socks and a choker...and I have never even seen a picture of her! That is my first chemically unassisted spontaneous boner of 2016 so I want to thank you Doos....great early christmas gift!
I told my family years ago that Christmas is for kids and not to buy me stuff. Cause ya....like most of you, if I want something I go buy it for myself....
Ooh nice!! I'll have to check this out... Thanks Law
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Ha, I still want my Mortal Kombat Kitana badge!
My parents went overkill on us though. My dad came over to my place to watch a game, and got annoyed with my older 32 inch tv LOL i guess hes used to his larger tv. so he ended up buying us a 50 inch 4K TV.
But i usually get cash or gift cards. Im pretty easy going i just like seeing the fam jam.
I'm asking for parts or money to upgrade my gaming PC. Barely meets requirements to play ESO.
@EGS Well, you're welcome for the erection!
@The rest of you who buy your own stuff:
So no one came asking you if you wanted something this Christmas? I mean, yeah, I'm an adult. I can buy all my own toys too but people ask if I want a thing and I come up with a thing for them to give me.
@Ozzi: That's pretty killer. I should show my old man a bunch of my old stuff and see if he'll replace it. Like 'Hey Dad, my car only has 147HP.. sure is slooooow. Hmmm? Think of how much faster I could drive you around in a Tesla.. crazy fast.'
Yeah, people ask me if I want something but I always tell them not to get me anything. It doesn't stop them from giving me some cash and snacks every year, though.
What about underwear? Who here is not buying their own underwear over the year because people buy you underwear? My hand is up! Boxer briefs every year and a pile o' socks, son!
nope I buy my own thanks
I just asked for a couple of parts for the pc. Not really much that I want. Socks are always good.
Speaking of socks, thigh highs definitely get the Lactos seal of approval!
@Doos i do get asked what I want, from those people I usually just tell them where to get gift cards...and I get underwear, socks and white undershirts every year!
Alright, sound off:
Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs.
Boxer briefs here.
boxer briefs
thongs
Boxer briefs