Star Wars: The Last Jedi - SPOILERS
So I searched for one of these threads and didn't find it so here's mine.
I watched this last night and it was Ok. But it gave me soooo many questions that perhaps some of you know the answer to.
First off, I totally think this movie was this generations 'Return of the Jedi' because there are fucking animals and shit everywhere for comic relief. I found there was a little too much comic relief in the movie for my liking but whatever, no big deal.
There are so many animal scenes though. So many.
Next up, what are the rules on dead Jedi's showing up and stuff? Because not only does Yoda pop in for a hello, he apparently lightning blasts a fucking tree too. So now the dead can interact with the real world.
Could they before? I don't recall. Also, can a dead Jedi show up ONLY if there are other Jedi around to see them? Can they just watch Rey in the shower and not even show up at all with the green glow?
Did Luke Motherfucking Skywalker kill himself by Astral Projecting too hard?
Since when can they do that shit? Motherfucker is floating in the goddamn lotus, thinking real hard about doing stuff and then he's gone. Uhhh.. what?
Have they always been able to communicate with each other by just thinking about each other? I mean I know they 'sensed some shit with the force' a few times prior but now Rey and Kylo are sexting with the force and I'm pretty sure he could force finger her if he really wanted to.
So now if you need to destroy a fleet of star destroyers you can just jump to lightspeed while pointing at them? Well jesus titty fucking christ does this ever change our battle tactics, right? Now instead of armies we just need a few suicidal motherfuckers and some ships and we just kind of get near 'em.. ask for access and fire up the hyper jets and bickety bam.. the motherfucker is rubble!!
BB8 can drive everything now. Can R2? Droids are going to OP as fuuuuuck.
That's all I remember currently.
The whole battle on the salt planet was so bad ass visually that I give the entire movie a pass.
I loved that. Full disclosure, I was high out of my mind for that part.