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  • DoG maitenence

    I'm the funniest guy here. Wanna here a joke? Go fuck yourself.
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    Calling is always the way to go. Texting is for pussies when real shit is on the line. If it's just 'Hey fun.. la dee da' conversation then whatever, text. If you want to hit some real shit, you're face to face or at the very least on the goddamn phone.. so you can hear every step and stutter of their voice.. so you know what they're actually feeling by their tone.. not so you can sit and think of the perfect answer and the other person is all 'Did they get my text? Did I say the right thing?' Fuck all that shit.

    Live life, get fucked up once in awhile. The most alive you're ever going to feel is when everything is taken from you and smashed on the ground and rubbed in your face. You wanna miss that? I sure don't. When you rise like the motherfucking phoenix from the ashes, look who the world gets to deal with now. NEW YOU! The one who fucked shit up, got fucked with and came back to kick more ass.

    Gen X Represent! HOO AHH!
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    DoG Fleshlights for all!
  • Star Wars HYPE (no spoilers)

    I didn't really have plans to see the movie any time soon but with all the people going around trying to spoil it for everyone I'm kinda planning on seeing it as quickly as I can.

    I wish you could just.. like, punch people in the face through the internet, y'know? Like ruining peoples fun just for the sake of it? That's a bloody nose for sure. Maybe a black eye too, just so people around them know 'Hey, sometimes this guy does stuff that means he needs to get punched. So punch him if you feel he's being a dick.. he's already softened up, try to hit him there again.'

    Punching people in the face needs to come back in style. I don't mean knock them unconcious and then boot 'em when they're down.. just a good ol' fashioned sock in the eye. Like 'Fuck you, dude! You should know better!'
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    I took down my Christmas lights today. My son (who is 5) literally said 'Dad, it's time to take down the Christmas lights, they're way out of season.'

    I was like 'Shit.. when the kid starts bitching you out you know you've put it off too long..'

    Little shit. Feed yourself, you're so smart.

  • Random Beef! *Insert Rant Here*

    That's ridiculous. Why are these bitches trying to keep you down? I don't want to victim blame a guy here but I've never had an experience like that once let alone multiple times in the same store.

    Are you swinging your hog around like an umbrella when you're talking to these chicks or something?

  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Yesterday the fam and I went down to Port Burwell to spend the day at the beach. It was lovely. We'd never been there before and it's just a tiny little beachtown.

    Parking was ample and free and close by. The water was nice. The beach was nice. Food was nearby. It wasn't overly crowded. All around nice time.

  • The look of DoG

    @Juxtapose said:
    I also like it.

    One thing though is threads I haven't read yet or updated threads don't appear different than threads with nothing new.

    Yes, and the page you're on in the thread isn't shaded. However you say that. If I'm on page 50 of 60 it doesn't show it. You just have to guess.