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  • DoG maitenence

    I'm the funniest guy here. Wanna here a joke? Go fuck yourself.
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    Calling is always the way to go. Texting is for pussies when real shit is on the line. If it's just 'Hey fun.. la dee da' conversation then whatever, text. If you want to hit some real shit, you're face to face or at the very least on the goddamn phone.. so you can hear every step and stutter of their voice.. so you know what they're actually feeling by their tone.. not so you can sit and think of the perfect answer and the other person is all 'Did they get my text? Did I say the right thing?' Fuck all that shit.

    Live life, get fucked up once in awhile. The most alive you're ever going to feel is when everything is taken from you and smashed on the ground and rubbed in your face. You wanna miss that? I sure don't. When you rise like the motherfucking phoenix from the ashes, look who the world gets to deal with now. NEW YOU! The one who fucked shit up, got fucked with and came back to kick more ass.

    Gen X Represent! HOO AHH!
  • Random Stuff About Nothing

    DoG Fleshlights for all!
  • Star Wars HYPE (no spoilers)

    I didn't really have plans to see the movie any time soon but with all the people going around trying to spoil it for everyone I'm kinda planning on seeing it as quickly as I can.

    I wish you could just.. like, punch people in the face through the internet, y'know? Like ruining peoples fun just for the sake of it? That's a bloody nose for sure. Maybe a black eye too, just so people around them know 'Hey, sometimes this guy does stuff that means he needs to get punched. So punch him if you feel he's being a dick.. he's already softened up, try to hit him there again.'

    Punching people in the face needs to come back in style. I don't mean knock them unconcious and then boot 'em when they're down.. just a good ol' fashioned sock in the eye. Like 'Fuck you, dude! You should know better!'
  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    I took down my Christmas lights today. My son (who is 5) literally said 'Dad, it's time to take down the Christmas lights, they're way out of season.'

    I was like 'Shit.. when the kid starts bitching you out you know you've put it off too long..'

    Little shit. Feed yourself, you're so smart.

  • What Did You Buy Recently?

    I bought a BBQ.

    When we first moved into this place we went out and got what we thought was an ok BBQ. It was around $500 and it lasted maybe 3 years before it was a rusted out piece of shit. Yeah, we covered it in after use and stored it inside during the winter but it still managed to get wet enough that it just rotted away. Couldn't find replacement parts for it so we trashed it.

    Next we said let's go cheap, if 500 gets us 3 years, let's see what $100 will get us.

    So we found a cheap piece of shit that had replaceable grills.

    Lasted 5 years and I didn't take care of it at all. I could've bought replacement parts for the bits that had melted away, but they cost around $60 and I thought 'Nah.. not spending 60% of the cost of the unit to replace one part..'

    I treated that unit like shit and still got 5 years out of 'er. Not bad.

    Now that I've had some years of practice and spent the last 2 summers trying to BBQ the perfect burger, I knew more about what I wanted. Heat control, sturdiness.

    So I dropped $800 (after tax) on a Weber.

    After fucking with one in the store for a while, and trying all the other units that fit our size requirements (Two burner, wheels, easily fits through a door) the Weber Genesis II was what I chose.

    The lid is what sold me. Has a heat shield, bunch of ceramic, heavy as fuck.

    Like when you open this bitch you're like 'Damn, that feels good.'

    10 year warranty from the ground up and they make replacement grills for it.

    So I've been making burgers 3 times a week trying to find the sweet spot and this fucking thing is just the cats ass, man. Give it 10 mins while you prep and this thing is going 600+ degrees and climbing.

    Also, if any of you are looking for the perfect burger outside of a BBQ? Smash burger.

    Here's a video on smash burgers.

    It's ridiculous how many variations of burger composition I've been through in the last couple years trying to find my 'perfect' burger and then this easy, pan/griddle made piece of shit is the tastiest goddamn thing ever.

    Take some ground beef. Something lean, not lean, whatever, there's purists out there who say x but my mouth can't fucking tell and I don't have a grinder and my local store doesn't really get into it much so I just get lean ground beef. Works great.

    Roll 2 ounces of it into a ball twice. 'Cause these are thin patties you want two of 'em.

    Put it on your piping hot, like super fucking hot, pan or griddle. You can grease the surface very lightly if you like but it shouldn't matter as long as you have a nice flat edge spatula.

    Now smash it down until it's flat as fuck like a McDonalds burger.

    Wait 45 seconds or so until the edges are brown, flip them and immediately put a shitty piece of shit Kraft single on each.

    Once the cheese is all melty and gooey, like 20-30 seconds or less, throw 'em on top of each other on a bun, add your shit and chow down.

    It's ridiculous how tasty these things are.

    If you want to kick it up a bit you butter your bun and grill them too, give 'em your preferred amount of 'crunch'. I like raw onions and lettuce, a thin tomato, and some condiments.

    Man, what a burger.

  • What Did You Accomplish In Life Today?

    Yesterday the fam and I went down to Port Burwell to spend the day at the beach. It was lovely. We'd never been there before and it's just a tiny little beachtown.

    Parking was ample and free and close by. The water was nice. The beach was nice. Food was nearby. It wasn't overly crowded. All around nice time.

  • The look of DoG

    @Juxtapose said:
    I also like it.

    One thing though is threads I haven't read yet or updated threads don't appear different than threads with nothing new.

    Yes, and the page you're on in the thread isn't shaded. However you say that. If I'm on page 50 of 60 it doesn't show it. You just have to guess.